The little piggies spend their youth at the race track, but never fail to bring home the bacon. Their careers last a single season, before they eat themselves out of a job. They're known as the Swifty Swine Racing & Swimming Pigs. While some little piggies hang out in a muddy barn getting fat for their trip to the stockyards, Swifty Swine Productions, Racing Pigs are busy shaken the bacon around a 150 oval track at some of the nations biggest fairs, festivals, and special events. These little porkers pound the turf at a blazing 15 mph, and all for an Oreo cookie. The winner gets the cookie, the loser gets the crumbs. You're going to go hog wild as little Swifty (the swimming pig) plunges into the tank in an effort to break the current World record. Surprising to some, these little piggies travel 11 months a year an appear before millions of people. They criss-cross the country in their shiny red trailer equipped with amenities not found in any barnyard. These little superstars, enjoy such luxuries as air conditioning, heating, and their very own piggy potty. There's even color TV and stereo for the little piggies leisure time. They are bathed daily by their handlers, and while in training chow down or should we say pig out on high protein pig pellets, keeping them in tip top condition. If this isn't enough, they are visited promptly every 30 days by a veterinarian who checks them over from snout to tail and updates their travel documents. Their every need is attended to by their handlers who are at their side 24 hours a day. Watch for these exciting little porkers at your 2021 Franklin County Fair. Swifty Swine Racing & Swimming Pigs, America's cleanest and fastest Pigs. |
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